So my mom sends me these packages - usually socks under wear and what not cause I always lose some here and there when I go home and back to campus. This has been going on ever since my freshmen year in college.
Now my mom used to just send me boxers. And then I'd say 2 or 3 years later she started sending boxer briefs which is all dandy they're really comfortable =P.
But in this year's first package she sent me some crazy ass underwear.......
I mean to elaborate - this underwear is kind of intimidating. I feel like they belong to a Calvin Klein model or a porn star. He-Man and Conan type of undwear. Thick waist band and all.
I dunno how I feel about this. But for some odd reason the one thing I do feel strongly about is that I gotta tan my thighs before I can wear 'em.
But thanks Mom - I will rise to the challenge.
Quick edit: Someone asked me if I thought about putting them on my head.
Yes. I have. And since they're black and grey it looks like a ninja mask.
8 comments:
LOL. That is funny indeed. You should wear what is comfortable for you. You could give them away if you don't use them =P
And dude, if you looked like He-Man, you would look gross and scary. Don't ever try to look like He-Man!!!
Yes. I like this.
HAAHAHA ninja mask. totally see that happening.
i think ur mom's tellin you to lose weight
HAHAHA Get out! This is hilarious! Maybe they're your dad's but he didn't like the color?
what kind of porn have you been watching where the male porn stars wear underwear?
they all go commando dude
It's time for another post!
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