Finally... Geeks again

I've been having a really rough couple of past weeks. Exams and what not.

But finally - what I've learned about Gaming Geeks. This post is pretty vulgar and offensive but pretty interesting cause you'll only see it if you play games.

This population of people is....

the most VULGAR, most RACIST, most PERVERTED group of people you will ever meet. Ever. And yet why does this all go unnoticed?!

That'll take us into their HABITAT.

These guys are often referred to as the "Keyboard Warriors". They'll talk smack all day, as long as their behind a computer screen. When it's in person it's a totally different story. Perfect example of a friend of mine:


1:11 PM
urameshiikokushi:dude i beat this one HUGE black bitch at this one tournament
it was such a close fight
me: ahaha
and then?
urameshiikokushi: when i won i wanted jump up an scream
urameshiikokushi: yeaaaaaaaaa ni*****eeerrr <= note: (I don't care for censoring but... just feels wrong to have that there. Shrug.)
urameshiikokushi: but i controlled myself
img
omg
i couldve died that night
rofl
1:12 PM
me: omg i'm blogging this
urameshiikokushi: he was gigantic
leave my name out of it
me: lololol
urameshiikokushi: what if that black guy happens to read ur blog
omg
urameshiikokushi: he would cleanse my colon with his anaconda penis
me: HAHAHAHA


And you can see the perfect package of vulgar, perverted, racist gamer.

Though seemingly primitive and immature and whatever else you want to call it - I must say... these people are the best shit talkers ever. Ever. Their sole goal: to make you angry. I mean - the majority of these guys have got to be under weight, average joe guys who would probably get their heads knocked off. But with the protection of a monitor, internet connection and in-game alias - the mouths keep runnin' (and everyone i mean EVERYONE talks about everyone's mom).

And I've noticed a certain classifcation and style that these geeks decide to use.

The most popular:

Racist spammer.

I believe the strongest characteristic is the constant abuse of the word: ni**er. Seriously, the word just gets thrown around. To be honest, I really believe that it's because gaming geeks assume that black people don't play games like WoW and DotA. Stereotypically, anyway. Aside from the racist part this is the guy who says:

Racist spammer123: You fcking suck you ni**er.
Me: Dude, chill out.
Racist spammer123: lol why you mad?
Racist spammer123: lol you mad?
Racist spammer123: YOU MAD?!
Racist spammer123: LOL YOU MAD?!
Racist spammer123: -spam- YOUR MOM
Racist spammer123: -spam- YOUR MOM
Racist spammer123: -spam- RACISM
Racist spammer123: -spam- YOUR MOM AND RACISM
Racist spammer123: -spam- I SEX THEM
Racist spammer123: -spam- GAY GAY GAY
Racist spammer123: -spam- YOUR MOM RACISM GAY

etc. etc.
Words definitely lose their meaning within the gaming world. When someone arises as victorious it used to be just:

cockywinner212: OWNED. OWNED. PWNED. (another form of owned)

but now it's -

cockywinner212: RAPED. RAPED YOUR ASS. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAPE.
Yes, you can 'be rape'.

Then you have your typical smartass - who usually gets into contention with the spammer. Such scenario goes as this:

Racist spammer123: Omg player 5 you fckin suck so much just die
Obviously asian name: stfu you're terribad too
Racist spammer123: Fckin' gooks. Go fck a dog chink.
Obviously asian name: Please don't call your mom a dog.
Me: lol

Lol - these guys are either really funny or really lame.

And then you have that idiot geek like...you're just wtf? why would ever say that. And this guy always runs into the most inappriopriate person ever.

omginappropriate5: idiotgeek666 you're so fckin bad go die
idiotgeek666: stfu, kid (note: people use the word 'kid' to belittle others....it never works)
omginappropriate5: lol kid - you're still a virgin I bet. I'm here fcking your mom.
idiotgeek6: my mom's dead.
me: wtf?

WTF? why would you say that?!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? and then...

omginappropriate5: Yeah you're right - but i'm still here fcking her still.


omgggggggg - ONLY because you will never be able to put a face to the name.

I will close with a quote straight from the subject:

Me: Writing about gaming geeks like you
urameshiikokushi: i think im on the extreme side tho
like i dry humped my friend when i got first place in a tourney


honestly.... typical. Revenge of the nerds anyone?
I guess not really a post I want out after hiatus but - w/e.

omg -edit- This is literally write after I posted:

Urameshiikokushi: i am quite possibly
the best sf4 player
ever
me: tell that to the china town guys who kicked ur ass
Urameshiikokushi: dude
i was just being modest
i beat justin wong(really famous gamer) so bad
he pulled his pants down
and bent over
and said
do what you will
mastuhhh
tru story


-edit x2-

Urameshiikokushi: i hope your blog dies now
and any personal attacks made on me on the comment
i will respond
with my gaming geek tendencies
Urameshiikokushi: and i will do so in the most vulgar manner possible
dead babies
scat
incest
animal sex
etc etc
I WILL INCLUDE IT ALL IN ONE MASSIVE DIATRIBE


?!